where in the world is bean?

In 2023, I found my cat, Bean, crying on the street after being abandoned in Philly. After the ordeal, she needed to be treated like an A-lister. I had an idea — make Bean a bona fide star. She’s an adorably affable force of nature, transcending time, space, and media. She even taught MJ how to dunk, but they don’t want you to know that.